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OTHER WORKS

peacetimesmallLife During Peacetime is a memoir I wrote about a weekend I spent with a female fan of mine in upstate New York. I didn't know what to expect from her, and that nearly ended up getting me killed.

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biglovinsmallBig Lovin' is a satirical guide that teaches you how to pick up, seduce and bang obese and overweight women. It includes tips on what you need to nail fat girls, how to woo them with your culinary talents, and how to avoid injury when banging them.

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